iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
awww
There was a girl passed out in the yard, and I ran over to her, and her eyes were kind of rolling back. I tried to wake her up and said, ‘What did you take?’ She just went, ‘Vodka!’ I was like, ‘Hon, I’m a vodka expert; this does not happen from vodka.’ So I tried to get her phone to call her mom, and her phone was dead. That’s when I saw the paparazzi and was like, Really? In a moment like this? That’s the story. I didn’t save anyone’s life; I just got her in really big trouble with her mother.”
(Source: lovefromlawrence)
do i ever sleep? the world may never k(no)w
(Source: growlithed)
(Source: sabaissm)
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
how do people maintain relationships for 2 years I cant even have a boy look at me for more than 30 seconds
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
