I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m flattered if a guy wants to eat some pizza with me, I can’t even imagine marriage.
i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
krazininjakittyfordeanwinchester:
Have you ever been in such an antisocial mood that when people try to talk to you, you get frustrated?
if i get my period on my wedding day im calling my wedding off
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
